have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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