the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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