question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
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