Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
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