operation harelip BJ is a go
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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