But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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