Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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