also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
