the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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