Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
tell me about the fingering
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