sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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