I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Dicks are not precious.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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