I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
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The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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