Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Randomize
