well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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