I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Randomize
