Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Randomize
