wanna go halves on a baby?
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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