i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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