Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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