16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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