have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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