At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
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