My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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