woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
Randomize
