I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Everything about him screamed your future.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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