i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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