I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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