i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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