i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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