ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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