White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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