i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He uses pillows to masturbate.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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