Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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