So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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