Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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