Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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