we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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