I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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