You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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