I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize
