Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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