Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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