I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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