How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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