it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Randomize
