I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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