Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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