Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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