Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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