so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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